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[intro]

(drum 8x)

     F
~Ooohh

[chorus]
(6/8 blues, "When a man loves a woman")

F
     I'm sorry baby

F7                         A#
     I could not see you tonight

   A#m
So cold and almost naked

        F
So many people outside

F7                    A#
And everyone can clearly see

    Gm
I'm not supposed to be here

    C                            (C)
And you were supposed to be with me...

[verse]

(ok, lemme explain)

      F
I was minding my own business

         F
Drinking cocktails at the bar

         A#                              F
A couple people singing songs about the sea (what shall we do with the drunken sailor)

     F
So I joined and drank some too

           F
And nearly tripped on my guitar

            A#                                F
Played some music, jumped around and lost my keys

[bridge]

    C
And then I saw your message

        A#
"Do you want to fool around"

  C
I nearly lost my balance

       A#
Almost fell right to the ground

  Gm
I ran straight to your room

               A#
('cause my key had not yet been found)

    F#
The lift was on your floor, but then

  F
I heard an awful sound...

(we all know this sound, right?)

[chorus]
(6/8 blues, "When a man loves a woman")

                  F
I.. was.. sooo... cloooose to you baby

F7                          A#
         Standing nearly at your door

   A#m
My shirt ( thrown ) down the hallway

       F
And my pants on the floor

F7                            A#
      I could not resist your charm

    Gm
But someone had to vape inside

C                          F
   Setting off... the fire alarm

[guitar solo]
F | F7 | A# | A#m
F | F7 | A# | A#m

[chorus]

F
     I'm sorry baby

F7                         A#
     Because I really want to come   (to your room)

        A#m
But I'm getting kinda desperate  (to be honest)

         F
But also cold and numb

F7                         A#
     Please accept my explanation

    Gm
And forgive me for this

C              F         (A# F C F)
Premature evacuation